I miss the fact that every restaurant gives you doggie bags. Granted it’s because of the enormous portion sizes but hey, I’m happy to have two meals for the price of one.

I also miss the bottomless drinks. Oh ice tea, I do love you so. Yet another tactic to leave me going home fat and happy but I could just use artificial sweetener instead of real sugar, right?

And of course, the junk food. Sno Balls are the best! Yet another trick to make me eat more and more but they are so delicious!

The verdict: I can only spend a maximum of one week there for fear of undoing any kind of progress I’ve made through running like a nutter on ye olde treadmill.