I’ve said a lot of goodbyes to a lot of people in a lot of different ways. I’ve done the walk-with-you-until-it’s-passengers-only farewell. I’ve done the hug-on-a-Wellington-street-corner-and-walk-off-even-though-I-don’t-know-when-I’ll-see-you-again farewell. I’ve done the text message farewell. I’ve done the drive-by farewell. I’ve even done the run-next-to-the-train-as-it-pulls-away-from-the-platform farewell.
This time I tried my hand at the I’m-just-about-to-board-phonecall farewell. Trying to fit everything into a three minute phonecall is a task and a half especially in an age where people don’t use their phones to make calls anymore. I think I summed it up best when I said, “I’ll see you on the Facebooks.”
Pro Tip: For those of you wanting to attempt something similar I suggest NOT sitting underneath one of those loud announcement speakers at the airport. Talk about a conversation killer.

